There is a new gallery up for the fan mail (MICHELE YOU DON’T LOOK).  Here is the letter from P. to Alice word for word.  WARNING MICHELE SPOILERS sorta, but nothing terrible.  Have someone screen it for you. 🙂

Dear Alice,

Hey how’s it going.  Hows Edward, Bella, and the rest of your family?  Hmm I bet you probably saw this letter coming.  Do you have really nice hand writing like Edward or what?  My mom thinks I going insane for writing this letter to you even though she thinks your not real, but she is so wrong I know you are alive and real.  So can you write me back with a Picture of you for Proof.  So I can rub it in my moms face and say Ha Ha Ha you were way wrong.  Just because Alice Cullen is from a book doesn’t mean shes not Real.”  I just got back from Forks, La Push, and the Moro Camp Ground D-62, I wanted the one strait across from D-62 Just because it was big and it had lots of trees to climb.

How was your trip Hunting in Denali…. Don’t ask me how I know that I just do … ok fine Esme left a note at your front door, I stoped by to say Hi and all see if you wanted to be friends or yeah I guess not.  Well I do want to be your Pen Pal if thats okay with you.

I look at the pictures at the forks commerce and saw your picture so I tride to remember and draw a picture of you.  You do have short red hair write, well I hope so.  Ouch (P. drew a blood spatter on the paper and colored it red) oh no sorry about the blood.  When I went to erase a letter the lead of my mechanicall pencil re-opened a previous cut.

Oh guess what I hop you like  puppies because my dog Ginger she gonna have puppies.  Ither tomorrow or later.  ouch hold on … (more drawn and colored blood spatter)  Sorry I just a napkin to wipe the blood my face oh I uh mean a,a,a bandaid yea thats write a bandaid he,he,he shew that was a close, oh snap no eraser and I just – you know what just ignore that, because I’m no vampire … or am I bum bum bumm hehehe.  You know I wish though.

Hey you should tell or ask Carlisle to come her eand turn my into a vampire I’m about 3.6 hours away.  Crazy hu, um maby in a while because I’m leaving to go back to school in Oregon (I’m visiting my mom in Washington to.)

Hey Alice? is forks vampire capital and do you like forks.  Oh and have you seen lake cresent buetiful hu.

Have you heard of My Chemical Romance and Jack Johnson there both musitions and good ones two.  I’m not sure if Stephanie Meyer wrote your histor in any of the books or what so I would love it, if you could send it to me.  hey I just notice that i’m Left handed, what hand do you write with.  who do you thin is strongest out Aro, Caius, and Markus.  I think caius is.  Oh hey I hered about the wedding decor and saw (once again don’t ask me how I know i just do) it awsome.  I give it a 69 kabillion jillion thumbs up alice good job.  Thank god you weren’t crushed in Eclipse (the fight), hey hey no offence I’m not calling you small.  well thats not true but hey at least you aren’t as stupid as that filthy four legged mut Leah sorry if shes your friend its just that seith is the oh cool wolf man guy thing in La-Puush.  oh hey an eraser yes.  Oh well I could go on forever but I’m sorry I do half to go write bella a letter, by for now.  (Oh yea Ally I mean Alice please explain the spots of blood to your family, thanks Alice)

Dear Isabella or Bella Cullen,

Wow I’m used to writing Swan not Cullen (more blood spots drawn in, oh so cute) OW oh NO I do hope alice Explained the blood.

So I heard about that love letter from Africa I would ask emmette or jasper to hunt down that guy.  Owch blood every were oh watch out I just saw Jane and Aro go by lets hope they don’t smell the blood, “what the heck 1,2,3 … 31, 32 da 36 were wolf sam, jacob, uh oh bells there coming toward me help there pullen and pullen my leg just like I’m pullen yours Ha Ha Ha.  Well its what 11:55pm I got to go to bed I promis I’ll write longer next time.

Love P.

Love P. (for Alice)

ps.  You both should be  my pen pals it would mean a lot

Thanks

October 21st, 2008

Posted In: Personal, zEverything

  • Katrina

    Oh my gosh this is possible the best most creative, cutest thing I have ever read. That is just so incredible endearing. Love love love it

Letter To Alice from P. Transcribed